"I like alcoholic beverages on special occasions… and it just so happens that I think life is super special. All the time."
Grace Helbig (via theglasschild)
bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
"aw that sucks :("
me as a professional therapist (via losergirlfriend)